Thanks to my friend Sherri for passing this one along. Although now I’m hungry for chocolate:
Yes, it’s a parody site. And whomever came up with it is dead-on correct about what the visible mega-seeker-growth model will do for your spiritual health.
You’ll become bloated on empty calories and platitudes that have nothing to do with biblical Christianity. You’ll be starving for meat, but will be fed a diet of Twinkies and Pop Tarts. Your thirst for pure living water will not be quenched by grape soda-pop.
Worst of all, you’ll think you’ve heard the eternal, lifesaving words of The Gospel, but your hand-raising, altar-walking commitment to allow Jesus into your oversized artery-clogged heart will not save you. And when you step on the judgement scale, you are going to be shocked at what all of this has done to your body.
But take heart; there is repentance for that. There is wholeness in Christ, but it comes at a cost. His cost. Scrape of the frosting today and open your Bible and find out who He really is.